I love number 5. It;s all about Bob.
Group read of Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich
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Posts: 382 (07/07/09 9:40 AM) Page |
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Haidee "I'd hug you, but first I need a new shirt. And possibly new underpants - that tree demon thingy was scary" - Derik's Bane by Mary Janice Davidson Very Secret Diaries (slash alert)! Myspace http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=44c15c30-7213-485e-a591-d492c49daea7 Facebook http://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=1039070238&k=ZZMX2XS6Q4YM5A1ESB43PQ&r&v=2 her webshots album and her care2 photo albums You gotta be able to see pictures in at least one of these! 
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Posts: 12627 (07/07/09 2:32 PM)
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Bob has arrived?
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to. 
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Posts: 382 (07/08/09 7:10 AM) Page |
and you know what a BOB usually is, don't you? You friendly, neighbourhood Battery Operated.......
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Haidee "I'd hug you, but first I need a new shirt. And possibly new underpants - that tree demon thingy was scary" - Derik's Bane by Mary Janice Davidson Very Secret Diaries (slash alert)! Myspace http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=44c15c30-7213-485e-a591-d492c49daea7 Facebook http://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=1039070238&k=ZZMX2XS6Q4YM5A1ESB43PQ&r&v=2 her webshots album and her care2 photo albums You gotta be able to see pictures in at least one of these!
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Posts: 1575 (07/08/09 7:13 AM)
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I love when they poop on Joyce too. I love the Joyce voice that is used in the cds of the books. It makes you just want to kick her ass and yes take your dog
over to her yard to poop on her head. (Eee gods those bond enforcement black ts of theirs, ewww, those women are just begging to get shot.)
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Posts: 1575 (07/11/09 12:45 AM)
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I really enjoyed this week's book. It gave me lots of laughs. I think this where I started thinking oh my god she is going to have cars blowing up on her
in every book!
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Posts: 12627 (07/12/09 1:19 PM)
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I just got to the part where the porsche went boom and then the garbage truck caught fire and keeled over on it.
Agree, some of the funniest stuff is waiting to see what mishap will befall her cars. 
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 1575 (07/13/09 7:52 AM)
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The truck falling over, that one was awful. But funny at the same time when I think of it afterward.
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Posts: 12627 (07/13/09 7:24 PM)
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I'm about 10 pages shy of finishing Five and so far no Bob. Did get a Ranger kiss, though!
Got Six waiting in the wings! Sorry I'm a tad behind on this as well as quotes. I still have yet to bring in book 4 quotes!
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 382 (07/14/09 7:46 AM) Page |
oops, I done finished six. How did I get ahead? I shall have to not read one this week. Number six is all about Bob. I'm just waiting for Ranger and number
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Haidee "I'd hug you, but first I need a new shirt. And possibly new underpants - that tree demon thingy was scary" - Derik's Bane by Mary Janice Davidson Very Secret Diaries (slash alert)! Myspace http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=44c15c30-7213-485e-a591-d492c49daea7 Facebook http://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=1039070238&k=ZZMX2XS6Q4YM5A1ESB43PQ&r&v=2 her webshots album and her care2 photo albums You gotta be able to see pictures in at least one of these!
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Posts: 12627 (07/14/09 1:31 PM)
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Aha! So, it's Six that's so Bob worthy! I'm ready for it!
Here I am late with the quotes of the last 2 books: Four: Vinnie was 5'7", looked like a weasel, thought like a weasel, smelled like a French whore and was once in love with a duck. From here on out, Morelli was erotica non grata. Once a week Grandma Mazure went to the beauty parlor and had her hair shampooed and set. Sometimes Dolly would use a rinse and Grandma would have hair the color of an anemic aprocot, but mostly Grandma lived with her natural color of steel gray. Grandma kept her hair short and permed with orderly rows of curls marching across her shiny pink scalp. The curls stayed miraculously tidy until the end of the week, when they'd begin to flatten and blend together. Five: When I was a little girl I would dress Barbie up without underpants. On the outside, she'd look like the perfect lady. Tasteful plastic heels, tailored suit. But underneath, she was naked.... ....Being a bail enforcement agent is sort of like being bare-bottomed Barbie. It's about having a secret. It's about wearing a lot of bravodo on the outside when you're really operating without underpants. "If someone was going to kill me I wouldn't want it to be with a bullet to the head," Grandma said.
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 382 (07/17/09 2:55 AM) Page |
I just picked up number 10 from my local second hand bookshop (not at second hand prices, though, I might add) so now I have all of the numbers up to 12, but
not the in betweeners.
Number six this coming Monday? or next? I'm lost.
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Haidee "I'd hug you, but first I need a new shirt. And possibly new underpants - that tree demon thingy was scary" - Derik's Bane by Mary Janice Davidson Very Secret Diaries (slash alert)! Myspace http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=44c15c30-7213-485e-a591-d492c49daea7 Facebook http://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=1039070238&k=ZZMX2XS6Q4YM5A1ESB43PQ&r&v=2 her webshots album and her care2 photo albums You gotta be able to see pictures in at least one of these!
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Posts: 12627 (07/17/09 12:45 PM)
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Haidee, have you read any of the inbetweeners at all?
Hot Six is right now. I'm half way thru.  You were right, it's all about Bob! I love The Mooner, too, dude.
It use to be anyone could fill in the subject line and it would stay that way unless it was changed. Let me see if that is working.
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 1575 (07/17/09 11:46 PM)
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Hey Teen,
Vinnie was 5'7", looked like a weasel, thought like a weasel, smelled like a French whore and was once in love with a duck. Sometimes I think Vinnie thinks like a French whore too. Lol. I love the part in two, I think, when Vinnie with tons of guns goes to get a FTA with Stephanie and shoots the crap out of the place. Kate |
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Posts: 12627 (07/19/09 12:10 PM)
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Why don't I remember Vinnie going with Steph anywhere and shooting up a place? I'm sure it happens, just can't recall. Huh.
I had forgotten how funny Six was. We got Bob, per Haidee's great spoiler, and IMO, that would have been enough. But no, we also got those 2 inept Pakastani's (sp?), Grandma Mazur moving in with Steph, Joyce getting tied to a tree naked, then the topper was the Mooner and Dougie!
I've got quotes marked and will try to bring them over in a timely fashion.
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 12627 (07/20/09 6:54 PM)
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Seven Up is this week! I'm almost finished with another book, then will begin this one!
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 1575 (07/21/09 9:49 AM)
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Hi Teen,
Maybe it is in three. He goes somewhere with Stephanie to get an FTA and he shoots up the place. He's packing like a wild west guy. Then they leave before the cops get there. But the cops, as always, sorta know what happened. I think it was trying to find Uncle Mo. I will look for it. Kate |
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Posts: 12627 (07/26/09 7:14 PM)
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Vinnie's such a pansy, I'm surprised he actually risked his tail feathers.
I'm about 3/4 of the way thru 7. Pages in this book are also marked for quotes. Mooner and Dougie. A pot roast is mistaken for a frozen heart. Bob on a diet and Joyce's front yard getting fly-by poops and hurls. Gotta love em.
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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Posts: 1575 (07/27/09 2:52 AM)
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Lol. I love the book.
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Posts: 1669 (07/27/09 8:00 PM)
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Jumping in the middle of your re-read to say: I just finished Finger Lickin' Fifteen - make me laugh my ass off everytime.....Big nice house with a bidet
in the bathroom and Stephanie says:"The upstairs master bath had a crystal chandelier and a bidet. I knew the purpose for the bidet, because I had seen
Crocodile Dundee about a hundred times, but I wasn't sure how one actually used a bidet. I mean, does it shoot water up your cooter or do yu splash it
around? And I thought I might has issues with the crystal chandeler. I wan't sure I could do number two in a room with a crystal chandelier."
Seriously, I had to muffle my laughter b/c my husband was asleep and I almost woke him. It's not about the truck ~~**~~
It's about the driver! He drives me  & I can't help
myself If ya gotta be crazy ~~~~ be
crazy for Roy! Thanks mikkayla for the truck & “crazy” sign! For lovers of books, movies and
television I Haven't Met Roy Dupuis And I
Wanna Meet Him Now Club member
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Posts: 12627 (07/28/09 4:02 PM)
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Sis, I can't begin to tell how often I get attention with outloud laughter with this series. I'd have to muffle my giggles too if I had a hubbie
trying to sleep next to me. That quote is the best of the best! Cannot recall if I've read 15, but dang, JE has mad skills with the comedy.
I have to agree on the bidet. What's up with that??? I have a feeling it's a waterfountain, splashy splashing thing, but then what? You drip dry? Or is there a tiny dryer that magically appears? And then you've got to sit there and then what? Hemoroid city? Or you have a towel stashed nearby or TP. And if it's TP, you've got dingleberries going on for yourself all the day? Cripes.
Kate, I found the scene you were mentioning with Vinnie and Steph. Read it last night. Steph goes after DeGoochie and doesn't have a partner available, so she calls Vinnie. Says she's never gone after an FTA with Vinnie before. Vinne and Goochie end up having a firefight with guns a blazing.
Hard Eight was suppose to begin yesterday. I've got it ready by my bedside.
She is too fond of books, and it has addled her brain.
~ Louisa May Alcott & Mik of you who that hardly ever happens to.
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